Would you enjoy this Piggie James segment I made up?

Okay here's what would happen: Mickie is shown in the divas locker room all by herself and there's a box of donuts sitting on a stool with a note attached that says "for Piggie". Mickie looks angry and upset and grabs the box and throws it against the wall making some donuts fall out all over the floor. Her music starts for her to come out and she realizes she has to be in the ring very soon but just as she's leaving, she goes back and picks a jelly donut off the floor, looks to see if anyone's watching, then when no one is, she scarfs it down like a wild hog! Then McCool catches her in the act and pulls her own nose up with her fingers making a pig nose and then snorts a few times at Mickie *snort* *snort* then says like she did in the video "Sorry Piggie, I warned you!" then throws a second box of jelly donuts all over Mickie which covers her ring attire, and then she has to wrestle in a jelly donut covered attire vs. Kelly Kelly.